3ft Laser Engraved "We Are the Weirdos, Mister" Coven & Ouija Porch Sign

Invoke the spirit of the '90s cult classic with this 3-foot wood porch sign featuring the iconic coven line. Precision-etched directly into solid, natural wood grain, this piece combines intricate detailed character art with classic spirit board aesthetics to create the ultimate year-round porch or entryway decor.

Features & Specs

Design Elements: Features detailed portraits of the full four-member coven across the top, an ornate Ouija spirit board backdrop complete with planchette and lettering, the iconic quote "WELCOME. WE ARE THE WEIRDOS, MISTER.", and a dramatic lower vignette framed in flames.

Craftsmanship: Precision laser-engraved to bring out crisp lines, deep wood burn contrast, and rich texturing.

Dimensions: 36" H x 12" W x 0.75" D (3ft vertical lean-and-display format).

Material: Solid, natural pine wood board with distinct natural grain patterns making every single piece uniquely one-of-a-kind.

Display Options: Perfect as a leaning front porch banner, entry hall accent, or indoor wall statement piece for horror and alt-style enthusiasts.